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A Poem by Andre Lerouche called “Ode to Factoring"

Ode to Factoring

The quality of my customers is all that I am judged
Cashflow comes in after 90 days
Upon the place that I am sludged
I am blessed to have such a fiscal tune
The mightiest; it becomes
Cash is king, I wear my crown
And get access to 80% of my invoices
And now I will not drown
I am carrying out my business of men and mice
But mercy is way for factoring advice
It is enthroned in the heart of my bank manager
It is an attribute my customers paying on time
And now I need not wait for my customers to pay
For I just wait for factoring day!

The UK Factoring & Invoice Discounting Helpline

The UK Factoring and Invoice Discounting Helpline is a factoring and invoice discounting broker that specialises in sourcing factoring and invoice discounting facilities for its clients. The service offers factoring advice to established and startup businesses across the business spectrum.

The UK Factoring and Invoice Discounting Helpline works closely with a panel of over 50 different firms if factoring and invoice discounting firms and we access a quote that is right a businesses individual needs. As a broker, The UK Factoring and Invoice Discounting Helpline has relationships with all of the factoring and invoice discounting providers in the UK, who can react quickly in providing you with the funding your business needs.

Factoring and Invoice Discounting

  • Many businesses find themselves struggling for cash at some point in their life cycle.
  • Most high street banks are unhelpful and request personal guarantees from directors.
  • Overdrafts and business loans are difficult to qualify for and are inflexible.

For more information, call the Factoring and Invoice Discounting Advice Team on 0800 597 4757 or apply online at www.factoringhelpline.co.uk

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Poem of the Month

MY LIFE DEBT FREE

I taste a debt solution brewed from debt problems I never knew. All the debt I had truly made me blue.

The air of life can cause general overspending– but with an IVA debt problems can have a happy ending.

When "Landlords" turn the electricity off I can turn to The UK Insolvency Helpline who see the devil off. The Foxglove's door.

When Butterflies – renounce their "drams" I shall but debt free once more!

Till my benefits come in on a monthly trounce.

And Saints – to windows run to see the Tippler.

Leaning against the – Sun!

by Andre Lerouche (Stratford-Upon-Avon)

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